1. Never say that you'll be right back , because you won't be .
2. Always make sure that your car has a fresh battery so it will start immediately in times of crisis .
3. When you're searching a house because you think there's something dangerous there , for God's sake turn the bloody lights on !
4. If you're running from the monster , expect to trip or fall down at least TWICE , more if you are of the female persuasion . Also not that , despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along , it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you .
5. Big breast and blond hair are a death-wish .
6. Don't food with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing .
7. If you find a town which looks deserted , it's probably for a good reason . Take the hing and stay away .
8. As a general rule , don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell .
9. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud , even as a joke . Do not search the basement , especially if the power has just gone out .
10. If you find your house is built upon or near a cemetery , that was once a church that was used for black masses , had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion , or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices , move away immediately .
11. Always check the back seat of your car .
12. If on a stormy night , you find a window open which you thought was previously closed , do not close it . It may be your only way out when whatever has come in through it is chasing you .
13. If you come into possession of a strange , old artifact and any exotic person warns you to do not do something , do not do just the opposite in order to demonstrate how silly they are .
14. If your friend turn into a demon and then suddenly turns back to normal , kill them because they are not normal !
15. Kill the person in the group who suggest that you split up . They will eventually get you killed .
16. Never be with the group who plays vicious pranks on the shy strange new kid , those pranksters will soon meet their doom , and often in a horribly gory way .
17. Go ahead and slap the screaming , hysterical girl , she will be the one to distract everyone when there really is danger .
18. Take heed of all warning from animals and children . They usually know more than you do .
19. Never run to the top floor of any building , if you are being chased by a maniac/monster . Your only way out will be to jump .
20. Never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive . It guarantees that you have no future .
21. When it appears that you have killed the monster , never check to see if it's real dead , keep shooting and attacking .
22. Never stand in , on , above , bellow , beside or anywhere near a grave , tomb , crypt , mausoleum or any other house of the dead .
23. Do not take "anything" from the dead .
24. Always be nice to the sky , quiet , unpopular girl in school .
25. Never watch a horror movie while you're in a horror movie .
26. When battling zombies , always sever their head or shoot them in the brain . If they still want to eat you after that , just surrender . There's no hope for you anyway .
27. Never say "Who's there?" It's a death wish .
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some of these r true. but if u turn on the lights when u know that something dangerous is there, won't u just alert whatever's there? for me, big breasts r the problem isn't it? if only i lived in the mountains or something, then they wouldn't have grown to this size. but i'm glad i do have black hair and not blonde. -___- and y would u want to check the back of your seat? if i had a passenger with me, i'd make them look instead of me. honestly, i'm easily pranked so i don't prank anyone at all. i would slap the stupid screaming girl. seriously, how is screaming going to help u survive when u end up alerting whatever's hunting u in the dark? and yes, always listen to children and animals cuz they have a 6th sense and u don't cuz u got older and lost that ability. y would u go up in a building? especially when ur being chased? u'd b cornered then the grudge will just get u in the end. it is true to not take anything from the dead cuz if u do, they'll b coming back for it and ur soul cuz u took it in the first place. and of course, always b nice to the shy, quiet, unpopular girl cuz she could end up saving ur ass in times of crisis cuz u coulda died. i can't help it if i love horror movies. u learn so much from them. like who dies for being stupid and u learn their strategies.
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