THE PESSIMIST VERSION : If you love somebody, Set her free... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expect, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION : If you love somebody, Set her free...Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION : If you love somebody, Set her free...If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her.

THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free...If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat.

THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can change her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIANS VERSION : If you love somebody, Set her free...If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn't , your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free.